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The Simpsons Gets Political - SE01 E09 - Life On The Fast Lane

The Simpsons Gets Political - SE01 E09 - Life On The Fast Lane "It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch. It comes with a little slice of cantaloupe. You don't get quite what you'd get at breakfast, but you get a good meal!" Script Synopsis: The episode opens with the children making breakfast for Marge on her birthday. As Marge receives her gifts it becomes apparent that Homer has forgotten her birthday, and therefore does not have a present to give her - a fact which the rest of the family realise. Rushing out to buy Marge a present - Homer arrives at the mall. The scene cuts between Homer at the mall picking out her present, and Marge on the phone to her sisters discussing the fact that Homer always buys Marge gifts that are really for him. This observation is confirmed to the viewer when Homer picks out a bowling ball as Marge's gift, and has his own name engraved onto it. At Marges birthday meal, the family present gifts and Marge r
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The Simpsons Gets Political - SE01 E08 - The Telltale Head

The Simpsons Gets Political - SE01 E08 - The Telltale Head Bart looking' shook. Script synopsis: As the episode opens we see Bart and Homer being chased through the street by an angry mob and ultimately cornered next to the headless statue of the Springfield town founder, Jebediah Springfield. Bart pleads with the townspeople not to rip him and his father limb from limb, at least not until they've heard the story of how he came to have the head of Jebediah in his rucksack. Telling them it would take 23 minutes 5 seconds - to cries of "That's too long!" We then cut to a week earlier in the Simpsons house with the family preparing for church. Maggie and Lisa are inspected by Marge and told they look very nice. Bart is told to assume the position, in the subsequent search Marge discovers a slingshot, dice and a Radioactive Man comic book. After admonishing Bart, Marge asks where his father is. The scene cuts to reveal Homer watching a football game - which i

On Grenfell Tower: Or, why everything about this is political.

On Grenfell Tower: Or, why everything about this is political. In the wake of tragedies, such as the Grenfell Tower Fire, there will be inevitably be people demanding that it not be politicised. Or, to put it a different way, those who claim that by asking questions about how something happened, asking what the conditions that preceded the event where and then to make the point that had certain conditions not existed the tragedy would not have taken place, is to make illegitimate political capital off of the backs of victims of the event in question. It is difficult to think of a circumstance where this view would ever be correct. A terrorist attack is a political event, a flood that destroys homes is a political event, and a fire in a high rise flat in a working class area is unquestionably a political event - especially if as it appears that fire was an avoidable result of deliberate policies persued. As well as a result of the lack of representation that the residents of th

The Anarchists Episode #10: What You Need to Know About UK Politics Right Now with Matt Thompson of mattgetspolitical. (ie. Me)

I just appeared on a podcast discussing the election, the Con-DUP alliance, why pundits wrongly predicted the results and roughly what next. As well as what the result means for Anarchists - which is going to apply to about two people I know, but still - go and check it out and leave nasty comments and shit. It's all clicks init'. FIN.

#GE2017: What happened to the Tories and what next for Labour?

#GE2017: What happened to the Tories and what next for Labour? Context Cast your mind back to April 19th 2017, the day that Theresa May announced that a general election was to be held on June 8th. The mood on the left was despondent at this announcement - to say the least. The reason being that, at the time Theresa May was enjoying almost unprecedented personal approval ratings. The Conservative Party was leagues ahead of the Labour party in opinion polls - upto twenty-five points ahead depending on which polling agency you're inclined to trust the most. This was set against a backdrop of a wide-spread perception amongst the press that Jeremy Corbyn was unelectable, a self confirming narrative, but one that was being confirmed none the less in the opinion polling. There was a widespread feeling that Labour was walking itself into an electoral disaster, after which the party would split, effectively ending their viability as a mainstream party. In the two weeks followin

The Simpsons Gets Political - SE01 E07 - The Call of the Simpsons

The Simpsons Gets Political - SE01 E07 - The Call of the Simpsons He's an experienced woodsman y'know. Script synopsis:  Homer, envious of Ned Flanders's new motor home, goes to Bob's RV Round-up to buy one of his own, but because of his poor credit rating, he is only qualified for a smaller dilapidated one, much to his family's disgust. Thrilled with the new RV, Homer takes his family on an excursion. Driving on remote back roads and ignoring Marge's suggestion to turn back on the main road, the Simpsons find themselves teetering over a precipice. The family escapes the RV before it plummets over the cliff, leaving themselves stranded in the wilderness. Issue raised: Masculinity. Homer seems to be of the belief that as a man he needs to exaggerate his capacity in classically masculine pursuits - such as being a woodsman, and does not wish to consult with his wife on the salesman insistence that if he needs to there is something wrong with the world.

On Hiatus: Normal Programming Resumes June 11th 2017.

Programmes have been briefly interrupted. Do not readjust your set. Do not attempt conversation. Do not attempt intimate relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. I am on hiatus to focus on end-of-year essays for my Masters and canvassing for the UK General Election - I'm voting Labour if you're interested:  - Next Simpsons post June 11th 2017     - Next general post June 14th 2017